Why is it much easier to pull when you’re attached? I can only guess that it’s maybe the inner smugness that you exude when you have bagged a keeper, or perhaps it’s a primal male thing, ‘grrr, me take other man’s woman’. But when you have a great big fat belly full of babies preceding you, it is down right ridiculous, why would you suddenly become oh-so attractive to the opposite sex (well maybe not all the time, but it does happen!).
This is what happened to me last week. It was pick-up time in more ways than one when a young man at my son’s nursery asked me out on a date, and no I didn’t see his white stick, or his mates pissing themselves behind the bike sheds, so I assume he was serious, especially as he suggested putting his phone number in my son’s bag for me as he didn’t have a pen on him! I have been fascinated to why someone would come on to a heavily pregnant woman with a wedding ring on her finger ever since.
After much pondering, I realise I do not look like Elle McPherson and therefore I have put it down to being a fetish, yes, there is such a thing as pregnancy fetish, and in the guise of journalistic research, I have spent hours surfing the web for these pregnancy fetish sites and it’s opened a whole new world for me. I just didn’t realise it would stretch to my little corner of south east London. Not only are there pregnancy fetishes, but there are sub-fetishes such as multiple births, lactophilia, a love of all things milky and inflation fetishes which is the sexual attraction to the expansion of certain body parts. Although each to their own, the images of these heavily-loaded ladies are enough to put even the most desperate of men off their pudding.
Thanks but no thanks, and ‘bless you’ young man for making a bulbous mother of soon-to-be 3 feel attractive in her moment of need.
