My Lovely Ladies

My girls are such darlings. They are just learning to smile and it is amazing. I now spend my days throwing myself around the house in a somewhat comical way inorder to get a smile out of them. Armed with hilarious wigs, hooting noses and a unicycle, I will stop at nothing to make my little princesses laugh. It seems the years at the Billy Smart University were not such a waste after all!

Boot camp for babies.

News Flash...'Neonatal units all over the country are producing armies of well-behaved infants'

This twin lark is a piece of proverbial p***! Nancy and Lola are now four months old and are little darlings. Thanks to Dame Gina Ford, my ladies are in a very respectable routine, up and milked at 7am, back to bed, up again at 10 quick milky snack and back to snooze. They go to bed at 7pm, have a lil drinkie again at 10pm and that's it for the night. How bloody brilliant is that? Sorry to all you first time mothers out there, I was one once you know, and my boy (now 4) STILL does not go through the night.
Is it because they are girls? Or twins? Or perhaps it's because of the nazi routine the neonatal unit instilled in them which has carried on at home? Whatever it is, it's working and my life has regained some sort of normality.

Another day in the life of a busty mother of three.

Wine! Where's the wine? What do you mean Majestic doesn't deliver on a Wednesday?
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